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When I was twelve I decided I was going to live my life to the fullest.
So far so good.
I steal shit, but some of it is original, most of the time I'll give helpful clues to decipher.

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Nobody.
muthafucka, i’m ill.
“I’m a loner, Dottie. They call me Rebel Yellow. But they don’t know me, Dottie.” -Cecil Otter
No worries. I think that’s a plus.
This is all I need right now.
A love letter.
“Now that you’re out of a relationship, you’ll probably have a few girlfriends, a lot of boyfriends and a whole lot of fun. And it will happen because you deserve it. And because he’s a jackass.” Best friend break up advice. All tha single ladies. 
thanks for ruining my taste buds.
"If you knew how many dirty pictures of you that I had stashed away, you wouldn’t be so hasty to stop amusing me, butthole."
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Louis C.K., I don’t think you realize how brilliant you are.
 Just started a tumblr for my music and musings, check it out my little lovelies! 
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If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that I wrote this in my sleep last night. But instead I’m all of the above. RAH RAH like a dungeon dragon.
Karl, give me some of that dirty brown water trash lovin’.